Hung Chow calls in to work and says, "Hey, boss I not come work today, I really sick. I got headache, stomachache and my legs hurt. I not come work."
The boss says, "You know Hung Chow, I really need you today. When I feel like this I go to my wife and tell her to give me sex. That makes everything better and I can go to work. You should try that."
Two hours later Hung Chow calls again: "Boss, I do what you say and I feel great. I be at work soon. You got nice house."
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5 comments:
lol good one
have more jokes please especially the body parts super funny...
hahahaha pretty funny
ROFL ROFL I AM LAUGHING MY FUCKING ASS OFF
I AM LAUGHING MY FUCKING ASS OFF THAT JOKE WAS SO DAMN FUNNY ROFL!
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